28.11.11

TEENAGE PREGNANCY




"So, should we just... bury her body here?"

"NO, you dull. Ever heard of mutilation?!"

"Arrghh! I can't do it, man... You DO IT!"

"WHAT?! Hey! We're in this together! We had a threesome remember?!"

27.11.11

JUST ARRIVED





"!@$!^@#%! &4*$@%?"

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"HEY, WHAT ARE THOSE THINGS?!"

AT THE BORDER



"Mom, is there any lives other than ours up there?"

"Well, actually there is. But it's a really dangerous world. People kill each other for food, couples get divorced, animals are tortured... But if you're interested, I can show you the parallel access gate to their world. There's a thin border where you can see trees on the surface."

"Wow. What is this place called?"

"Earth."

23.11.11

A CUP OF DOUBTS

 
"Dude, what the hell are you doing? Are you really gonna break up with her in this coffeehouse? This particular place where you two had your first date? Come on, you can't do that! It's like killing your own kid! You heartless loser!"

"Honey, why are you staring at your coffee? Anyway, what's that important thing you wanted to say?"

16.11.11

DR. STRANGE'S OBSERVATION

"I miss the sunlight. I miss the warmth when it kisses my skin. I miss fresh air, the ocean, the sky. GOD, I miss my family! Please let me out of here! It's been 6 months... Please..."

"STOP COMPLAINING! We feed you, right? I've told you, you will go insane instead of dying. It's okay, you won't realize it. Hey, it's the purpose of this experiment anyway."

YOUR IRONY


"You know, this beach reminds me of you. No matter how crowded it gets, it still feels lonely."

"So, do you think I'm a lonely person?"

"No, but everyone feels lonely when they're with you."

15.11.11

FIRST DATE





"Honey, where are we gonna do it?"

"Hmm, somewhere safe and sound. Where no one can hear you.... scream."

***

"SIR! We want to report a missing person! We can't find our daughter in 5 days!"

WHERE THEY HIDE



"Shhh... Someone's coming!"

"Okay, okay. What do we do?!"

"Relax. Just grab him as he walks by. He'll be surprised and tripped. Then place your snout extremely close to his eyes while your claws pointed at his neck. When he panics, I'll quickly rip his face and you can start biting the head off. That easy."

"Wow. This is gonna be cool."

12.11.11

CROSSROAD OF MEMORY

"So, are you leaving or going home?"

"I'm heading...nowhere. Well, sometimes nowhere is better than home. You?"
"I'm in the middle of a journey...to find home."

"See you on the otherside then. Hey, you're the best memory I ever had."

THE LAST CONVERSATION


"I remember what my mom said when I was a teenager: NEVER DRUNK DRIVE!"

"You're doing it right now."

"Yeah. I guess she was wrong. Anybody could be wrong."

"Hey, WATCH OUT THAT TRUCK!"