LOST IN TIME

"WAKE UP!!! LOOK AROUND YOU!!"

"God, my head hurts... Are we dead? Where are we? What just happened?!"

"IT WORKS!!! THE MACHINE WORKS!!! We're officially in year 2734!!"

"Is this really....earth?"

TOURISTS

"WHY THE HELL ARE WE A ROPE?!"

"Will you keep it quiet?! Our mission can fail if you keep whining!"

"I'm just wondering, we can transform into anything, ANYTHING, yet you choose to be an old shitty rope? A GODDAMN ROPE?! Kids these day with their imaginations."

"SHUT UP or I'll kick your ass back to Buazragnos!"

THE SIGHTING

"I heard a creepy story about the guy who used to work here."

"Oh yeah, he died in an accident just minutes before his show. And some say he still comes back to do his last show every night and leave an evidence, his favorite ready-to-drink tea. Don't believe that shit, it's just a fairytale."

"You really think so?"

".................WHAT THE FUCK!!!!"

IT'S BEEN A MONTH

 

"HEY! You're a mess! How long have you been here?  Clean up, get out, and prove the world that you don't need that bitch!"

"I don't know, man. I don't feel like getting out. I mean, she was the right one, the love of my life!"

"Yeah, that so-called love of your pathetic life cheated, ranaway, and didn't give a single shit. What did you see in her anyway?"

".......honesty. Not to me, but to her own self."

THE TRANSIT

"Are you sick? You look really pale."

"No. I just feel... weird. I feel like I've been here before. It's really familiar. I think... I saw this place in my dreams lately. I met a woman, and she told me that I will meet her soon here. What... How... WHERE AM I?!"

"Well, I guess I can't keep secrets any longer. The truth is... you just died. In a car accident in KM 97. And this... is where your journey continues."

TREASURE CALLED HAPPINESS

"You really grew up here, huh? This place is amazing."

"Yeah, it's quite charming. You know, 23 years ago, I left my home, my family, and everything I had to find ultimate happiness somewhere. But now I realize..."

"...that here is your real home?"

"No. I just found out that happiness doesn't exist if you try to find it."

TEENAGE PREGNANCY

"So, should we just... bury her body here?"

"NO, you dull. Ever heard of mutilation?!"

"Arrghh! I can't do it, man... You DO IT!"

"WHAT?! Hey! We're in this together! We had a threesome remember?!"

JUST ARRIVED

"!@$!^@#%! &4*$@%?"

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"HEY, WHAT ARE THOSE THINGS?!"

AT THE BORDER

"Mom, is there any lives other than ours up there?"

"Well, actually there is. But it's a really dangerous world. People kill each other for food, couples get divorced, animals are tortured... But if you're interested, I can show you the parallel access gate to their world. There's a thin border where you can see trees on the surface."

"Wow. What is this place called?"

"Earth."

A CUP OF DOUBTS

 

"Dude, what the hell are you doing? Are you really gonna break up with her in this coffeehouse? This particular place where you two had your first date? Come on, you can't do that! It's like killing your own kid! You heartless loser!"

"Honey, why are you staring at your coffee? Anyway, what's that important thing you wanted to say?"